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the addams family

Posted in life with tags , , on July 24, 2009 by infantboner

is love. when i was a little kid, 4, 5 years old, i would wake up early and go downstairs in the pitch black at 4 or 5 am and eat sprinkles raw and watch the black & white episodes of the addams family by myself. then the movies came out, and they were awesome. the other day at target i saw they were selling both addams family & addams family values on 1 dvd for $10. MINE. i watched them both back to back as soon as i got home, and the next day, and the next day, and so on. and right now im watching the 1st one, and eventually the 2nd.

ive found my ideal wife: wednesday addams. i loved her as a child, she was always my favorite, and now that i re-watch these movies an adult, i can come to the conclusion that i need a girlfriend who wears all black and hates smiling with a very morbid sense of humor. aka wednesday addams. idk wtf i was thinking ever dating such a colorful rainbow-brite bitch. whatevz.

reasons why wednesday addams is the coolest female of all time:

at the end of addams family values when her “boyfriend” asks her “what would you do if you found a man who would devote every waking hour to your happiness. be your personal slave?” she responds with “…i’d pity him” very sternly. WIN. another awesome wednesday addams quote is when her and pugsly are playing on the electric chair, and she asks pugsley to play a game, he asks what game? and she responds with “its called…is there a God?” FUCKED UP. why did my parents let me watch this as a child? so morbid and borderline inappropriate! guess we all know why i love horror movies, music from hell, and wear all black. oh yea, blood and guts too. specifically because of the scene where they sword fight on stage, and blood squirts EVERYWHERE. quentin tarantino style. i specifically only remember that scene from when i was younger. the other humor and plotlines confused me and i couldnt follow. but the blood scene stayed in my head since age whatever.

YES  im so glad i just found this on youtube. amazing. it has every single awesome wednesday addams scene compiled into one 7 minute video, along with some randomly out of place disney clips?? i dont get it.

WATCH THIS AND LOVE LIFE

….are they dead? …does it matter?

oh yea also, i  bought the entire black & white tv series on dvd for $50 on amazon. watched 3 episodes so far out of about 100. obsessed much? yes. the show isnt as good as the movies, but still amazing. the sounds & music in the show are my favorite. but i cant stand studio audiences.

i honestly only want to have a child to name her wednesday. wednesday addams arturi. WAA.

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aaaaand im high

Posted in life on July 21, 2009 by infantboner
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why am i (and all my good friends) obsessed with this south park quote? its all of our away messages, i say it in and out of context constantly throughout every day, aaaaand its fun. ive been being a huge stoner lately. it all stemmed from my best friend kreyg’s 2 week visit back home. we had so much fun and partied like we used to: all day, every day. since he left i haven’t been able to re-kick my habit. oh well. i forget pretty much everything that happened, and is happening. and just watch funny stuff on tv. :::takes bonghit while watching bongwater::: even tho i still sit around find myself watching the same movies and episodes of shows over and over (bongwater, dazed & confused, party down), i still manage to discover new things

example: THE STATE is an amazingly hysterical mtv sketch comedy show from 1992-1994 consisting of an amazing cast of characters who are popular today but somehow disappeared for the decade between this show and the shows and movies they are on currently in (reno 911, party down, wet hot american summer). grace mentioned it to me, and then i saw a commercial advertising the release on dvd in mid july. i immediately bought it but have only made it through the first one and a half discs so far. here are 2 of my favorite scenes ive seen, loved, and found online, so far.

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awesome comedians popular now, doing hysterical stuff in 1993. way ahead of its time, amazingly well-done and perfectly timed humor. im loving it.

more to come later

testicles

Posted in life on May 1, 2009 by infantboner

so i had off from work yesterday and today. so i smoked a bunch of pot. bad idea. i feel miserable, depressed, sad, and cant stop thinking about awful things. paranoid voices in my head are making time go by slower. when did i grow up so much? fml. im done with pot unless its social. i knew this already, but now i know for sure. i have no recollection of what happened during the almost 2 weeks i was sober, but i did before i smoked. going to be 23 in august. weird. need to work on savings so i can move out. this place drives me crazy. rockland is not the place for my future.

2004

Posted in life, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 25, 2009 by infantboner

2004 was the best year of my life. number 12’s album “put on your rosey red glasses” came out and changed my life, and taste in music permanently. also i had the best vacation possible with my best friend julia in california. graduated high school. got away with anything and everything, also, i started college and living on my own in the arts tower. the first semester of the first year of college was the best. im not ashamed to mention i didnt even hook up with anyone in my first apartment ever. but i had a fucking blast with tons of awesome friends and was capable, and more importantly, LOVED being a total loner with my cat. i got beetlejuice on september 11th 2004. lol. 

5 years later, a lot has changed. chaaaaaaaaaange. change is fucking right barack obama, even tho i refused to vote for you. i could have never expected it to be this extreme. the only constant in my life left is my cat. i hope i didnt just jinx that. fuck. 
hot topic moved to a new location after 10 years there, and 6 years being employed, my best (and only) friend moved away, my other best friend became the biggest scumbag imaginable and is now an enemy, my gf of 2.5 years stole from me and my parents and is also now an enemy. succubus, i’ve pretty much stopped smoking pot, i have no savings, i finally have a tattoo, i live back at home with my parents and cant even consider moving out for about another year, im not, and dont want to go back to school, not all of those are negative, but i could argue pros and cons for all of them if i needed. thats what i do.
bottom line: im totally alone and it fuckin sucks. i need to re-develop the ability to be alone for massive amounts of time without it bothering me, while at the same time being productive. marijuana is a motivation murderer so ruling that out helped, but im still totally unmotivated to do any of the massive amounts of work i should want to complete. plus its gorgeous out and i’d love to have friends to go enjoy nice weather with but i dont. awesome. this is why i go to philly every opportunity possible. theres a group of people who enjoy going out and having fun. instead of just 1 or 2 around here. and i suck at making plans. also, in an effort to develop savings, i try to not go out often and just waste time here in my sticker covered box i call a bedroom. once i get into my room on this laptop, its hard to get me out. thank god i bought this laptop as a “merry xmas, happy new year, congratulations your single” present. idk wtf i’d be doing right now without this thing.
one of the reasons i made this blog- so i feel like im being remotely productive, and venting my angst at the same time. the easiest way to pass time for me is to keep watching the same hysterical movies i love. its free and wastes a lot of time. like right now. im watching walk hard: the dewey cox story. 
entertain me in rockland and ill be your best friend. seriously. 

southland tales

Posted in life on April 24, 2009 by infantboner

is a very confusing movie. made by the same people who made donnie darko, but about the apocalypse, kinda. full of random ass celebrities like justin timberlake, will sasso, amy poehler and the rock. all ive gotten is a few funny parts, but overall i cant follow this for shit. i think they wanna kill the rock? not quite sure. 2.5 hour long movie. and im going to have to watch it again. sean william scott is god? what the FUCK is going on in this movie?

 

apparently there were some car fires in the underground parking of the palisades mall. how come exciting shit happens when im not working?  i worked til 430 and this happened at like 530. lame. i was bored doing nothing all day at work. would’ve loved some excitement, not to mention getting paid to stand outside the mall since it was evacuated on a beautiful day.